In ten days time I'm moving into my new home situated in a pleasant little market town on the outskirts. It's a lovely well maintained detached 's property and I'm so exciting to move because we're currently in a much smaller house with two teen girls and 3 cats.
I've just discovered that an empty commercial property situated five doors down is opening as a Thai massage parlour. Now I've totally blown my beans imagining hordes of horny buggers with tent pole trousers double parking down the street looking for a massage with a 'happy ending'.
Is it a perfectly serene place of tranquility where a lovely aromatherapy massage is offered to the gentle reverberating ommmm chants of Buddhist monks with no need of a spunkerchief bin by the end of the massage couch. There is a Thai massage parlour in my town that will only accept women clients and all the staff are women, so there is hope it is just a massage parlour?
Well if it's option b that'll be nice, and you say option a would make you blow your beans anyway, so it's a win-win. A Chinese lady I used to work with left to open a massage parlour. Eyebrows were raised by some , but no, it genuinely is a very nice classy massage parlour.
Offering only massages. I strongly suspect a parlour not just for back massages Based on what? Most Thai massage parlours are just that. Thai massage is great but it's not very sexy.
